If you’re into fitness, your dog is the perfect partner. From "Doga" (dog yoga) to trail running, syncing your exercise routines keeps you both motivated and lean.
My new routine: A wet nose prying open my eyelid. A frantic sprint to the fire hydrant outside, still in my pajama pants and one slipper. The first hour of my day now involves me holding an umbrella over a squatting dog while whispering, "Hurry up, Gus, it’s a monsoon," as a neighbor with a perfectly behaved golden retriever smirks at me. my dog fucked me