: A person at the grocery store suddenly felt an overwhelming urge to urinate while in the tortilla aisle. To wait for the feeling to pass, they squatted down and pretended to be very intensely interested in comparing different brands of tortillas at eye level.
The entire group of 40 people stared. Red finished the tour in 12 minutes flat, sprinted past the gift shop, and dove into the staff bathroom. She quit two weeks later. The "Potty Guide" nickname stuck to her like wet jeans. funny pee stories
Lily, after 30 seconds: "I peed."
What do all these stories teach us? Three hard truths: : A person at the grocery store suddenly