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It was a sunny Friday evening, and Christie Stevens was excited about her date with a new guy she had met online. They had planned to go to a trendy new restaurant in town for dinner. However, as she was getting ready, she received an unexpected call from her friend Emily.

Dr. Dick leans on his stethoscope. "Nice guys finish last, Christie. But they also finish alone. You weren't attracted to him. You were bored. And bored patients don't heal. They relapse. Let me give you a second opinion." It was a sunny Friday evening, and Christie

4.5/5 stethoscopes. (Deducted half a point because no one ever washes their hands in these scenes. Medical accuracy, people.) But they also finish alone

It’s a masterclass in justifying bad behavior for the sake of entertainment. The audience is 100% on her side because we’ve all been on that terrible date. Ditching a date for Doctor Dick isn't a moral failing—it’s self-care. “Your boyfriend?” he asks. “My Uber

Now, let's get back to Christie Stevens and the great date ditch of Doctor Adventures fame. According to sources close to the production, Christie was set to go on a romantic date with a certain someone, but when the opportunity to work with Doctor Dick arose, she didn't hesitate to ditch her plans. The reason? The allure of collaborating with the infamous Doctor Dick was simply too great to resist.

The hook of the scene isn’t just the physicality—it’s the ditching . Every time Chad texts “u ok?” (the phone buzzes on the metal counter), Christie moans louder. Dr. New raises an eyebrow. “Your boyfriend?” he asks. “My Uber,” she replies.